Glider!
Kentucky Breaded Concept
The Scantily Clad Squirtgun
Jim Henson Staring At A Mound Of Felt and Ping Pong Balls That Will Be Muppets Eventually.
Sorry to get all serious here for a second, but given what I remember of Redemption, I think this would actually make a decent movie.
The Somewhat Kind, The Moderately Uncooperative and the Potentially Unattractive
Sperm Donor Knows Best
Assistance!
Beach Blanket Pachisi
The Spy Who Stood By A Heater
The Unattractive American
Lard
**Not Even Close To Famous
Debbie Thinks About Moving To Dallas
What if We Made A Robocop?
Saturday Night Head Cold.
The Day The Dead People Who Stayed Dead.**
Abbott Meets Costello
An American Werewolf On British Airways
The Lion in Autumn
The Spy Who Hit On Me
The Boys In the High School Band
Thursday the 12th
The Man Who Will Be the Man Who Would Be King
The Man Who Will Know Too Much
Survey Crew On The River Kwai
Father of Frankenstein
Finnegans Rainstorm
Long Mornings Journey Into Day
On The Way To Meet Godot
I’m Starting to Wonder What You Did Last Summer
Wouldn’t this one just be called “Summer?” I mean really, if you know what happened last summer, you’d have to have summer at some point.
Last Spring I Didn’t Know What You Were Going to Do Last Summer
I Know What You’re Going To Do Next Summer
I Had No Fucking Clue Who You Were Last Winter
Or the historical prequel, Snakes on an Autogyro.
The Godfather Threedux: The Mary Corleone Story
Malcolm IX
Touch of Not-Very-Good
South by Southeast
Actually a lot of these have promise. Harry Potter in kindergarten could work. The Great Capture could definitely work. Ocean’s 10. Sure. As usual, it all depends on the story.
I felt Christian Bale’s talent was wasted in Batman Procrastinates
There were too many plot holes in The Caterpillar Effect
Dinner Table Gossip Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood was too feminine for my tastes.
I liked U-570 for the historical aspect, but it was otherwise unengaging.
eXistenZ beta 3: Bug Report lacked creativity.
Home Together
The Visible Man
Great Lakes Drifter
The 39 Year-Old Electronics Store Stockroom Manager
Way Too Many Unicorns
Dry, Cool American Spring
Ordinary Mornings
Batman Prepares
The Poseidon Departure
The Towering Building
Dial “L” for Lawful
The Rebels Strike First
To Wound A Mockingbird
Bill and Ted’s Average Afternoon
The Day After Today
Sky Captain and the World as we Know It
Once Upon a Time in the 13 Colonies
Sin Township
Peter Parker: The Nerdy Years
Master and Commander: in Port
How the Grinch Cased Out Christmas
The Psi Man
A Timely Engagement
Enemy Coming up the Walk
Before Repo Man there would have to be A Loan Application
I forgot:
At the Moment There Are Still Some
Still in the Present
Olympic
Kramer Loves Kramer
Once Upon a Time in the Midwest
One of Several Action Heroes
Midday in the Garden of Good and Evil
The Unpleasant Living
Teen Wolverine
Little Scotty Summers Gets the Pinkeye
Are You There God? It’s Me, Kurt Wagner
Grad Student Merkwürdigliebe is more like it.
Mein Professor! I can TA!