The Land Before the Land Before Time
Tomorrow
Not Quite Mean Yet Girls
Square
Friday Afternoon Lights
The Mediocre Hulk
From Dawn til Dusk
Lola Walks
Father Merrin graduates from seminary school
Mission: A Bit Tricky
Rosemary’s Sex-Ed Class
**Beastless Yucca Flats **
Got the Munchies
Abnormally Large Spider Eggs
Angsty Blind Kid
Lamont Cranston
Dracula Is Still Asleep
Making Reservations for Godot
I’ll be slighty impressed if people guess these. I didn’t make them obscure intentionally.
Is it a sign that I’ve been on the Dope too long, because this was the only one from your list I didn’t get immediately?
Mrs. DeBegerac (Or, how the Hell do we get that nose out of her?)
The Man Who Dislikes Liberty Valance
Slaughterhouses 1-4
Antony and Fulvia
Courthouse Rock
Alfred Hitchcock’s Anonymous
One Day Before it Happened
The Tidy Dozen
Rosemary’s Baby
The Beast of Yucca Flats
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Arachnophobia?
Daredevil
The Shadow
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave
Waiting for Godot
Conceived on the 11th of October
I Wonder How Andre’s Been Lately; Maybe I Should Give Him a Call
Voir Dire:12 Irritated Boys
The Casting Call, Set Designing, and Writing of The Bothering and Plans to Find Some Way to Get Rid of Jean-Paul Marat at the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of le Comte de Sade
The Devil’s Law Student
I Really Like You, Alice B. Toklas.
$100,000 Fetus
The W-4 Form of Fear
The Closeted Wife
The Breakfast of The Triffids
Losing Forrester
The Novice of Oz
1983
Sauteed Tomato Blossoms
Clint Eastwood couldn’t save the script of Shuffling Towards the Line of Fire.
Kevin Smith’s screenplay for Ideas That May Eventually Become Solidified Beyond Question or Change really blew.
Tom Cruise was really bad in Worlds Still at Peace.
Constructing the Iron Giant really wasn’t much of a kid’s film, despite good animation.
Napoleon Goes to Grammar School was a bit dry for my tastes.
While some hot scenes almost saved Getting Ready for Bed on Elm Street, on the whole, it was rather pointless.
Cretaceous Funfair
The first rule of Confrontation Clique is; we’d actually rather you didn’t talk about Confrontation Clique…
James Bond: 008, But He’s Working His Way Up.
And, the prequel of a great many Japanese Monster Movies–
Tokyo Is Still Standing & Our Economy Is Really Booming.
Pink Floyd: The Bricks
One Approaching the Cuckoo’s Nest
Little Shop of Flowers
Mogwais
Dude, There’s a Parking Spot!
Captain Corelli’s Music Lessons
Mine all have the same actor in them:
**The Not Even Sorry
Dusty Harry
Hundred Thousand Dollar Fetus
True Premeditation
The Fords of the Iowa Territory
Rope With Plenty of Slack
Sit Down at the Piano and Put Out Your Tip Jar**
They’re not too obscure.
Born on the 3rd of July
[del]The Day After Tomorrow[/del]
The Day Before Yesterday
Same story as the previous movie except it’s dated forty years earlier, in the sixties.
Michael Douglas was so so in The American Presidential Nominee.
Four lawyer dramas that failed to capture audience share:
[Mortal Binding Arbitration
Monsters Submit Incorporation Papers,
My Paralegal Vincenczo Gambini, and
Eleven Mildly Annoyed Youths
The animated not-so-classic Charlotte Lays Out Her Orb Lines gave no hint of the web-to-be.
Other animated prequels to avoid are
The Courtship of Nemo’s Father and
Princess Fionna–Diary of a Young Girl
Gecko Dundee nearly sunk the careers of Paul Hogan and the Geico spokes"person."
Keano Reeves was actually not too bad in Getting It Up to Half-Speed, but unfortunately the title turned off main stream audiences.
And, of course, everyone knows that Johnny Depp would like to forget his teenage debut in Juvenile Delinquents of the Caribbean: Oath of the Grey Mollusk Irritant
Oliver Stone’s Ike
Ferris Bueller Attends Classes
Schindler’s Grocery List