But if Mr. Bond is working his way up from Agent 008, that’s make him Agent 009, won’t it? 
Forward to the Future
Ferris Bueller Spends a Few Days More in School, Just So It Appears That Nothing’s Going On
The Princess Fiancee
How The West Got Lost In The First Place
Ford at the River Kwai.
Nice one.
Continuing the Alec Guiness theme:
Seminarian Brown and The Boy in the White School Uniform
VHF
Surf Nazis Are Becoming a Nuisance
The Long Date at Night
A Late Evening Clear
Currently Exhibiting Violence (some might want to see that, I suppose)
Hitler’s Brain is Still in His Head
Jefferson Airplane Troopers
Abbot and Costello Meet an Egyptian Noble
A Goodly Portion of the Day
Booking a Room in Italy
Fools Rushing In
I have to say I think CalMeacham’s got the best ones in this thread.
The Quiet Mumbling of the Sheep Fetuses
Obscure one: Anfa
And a timely one: Guest Worker Caine
Sniff – thank you (bows)
**The Beginning of the Never Ending Story
Mission Possible
Ugly Teenager who Becomes a Whore **(starring Julian Roberts)
**Nerdy Teenager who Becomes a Successful Businessman with a Prostitute Fetish **(starring Richard Gere)
On the musical theatre side, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber could write a nativity musical: A Superstar is Born
Malcolm MacDowell has wisely left A Sundial Orange off his resume.
Clint Eastwood doesn’t speak of The Well-Intentioned, The Naughty, and the Not Especially Atrractive, and with good reason
Then there’s Ed Wood’s afternoon project Plan Eight From The Troposphere…
And don’t forget:
Donnie Insufficient Lighto
Neargo
Unproofed Lock, Stock, And Two Unfired Barrels
The Featherweight Ponymen
The Heated Discussion Of The Worlds
British North American Unbaked Pastry & Fruit
From Novgorod With Fond Regards
The Still-Alive Egyptian Guy
Partial Aluminium Coat
Argument Group
Hurt Bill
An Improved Later Today
Fetuses of a Lesser God
A Big Hug from the Spider Girl
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Boxer Shorts
The 1st of What Will Hopefully Be An Annual Event: The Putnam County Spelling Bee
Living With My Parents Cause I Can’t Afford An Apartment
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U, V, and Double You
1775
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Finnegan Begin
Betsy’s Engagement
A Quarter of the Way to Heaven
Foundation on Haunted Hill
Mid-Term Destination
Gondwanaland – the Earlier Lost Continent
Raging Calf
Sometimes a Great Inkling
The Kitten People
The Lost Toddlers
The Deterioration of the House of Usher
Pre-Pubescent Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Polliwog Prince
Hell Comes to Tadpole Town
The Caterpillar Effect
Caterpillars are Free
Jim Henson’s Muppet Ova
Rock Around the Clepsydra
The Difference Engine Wore Tennis Shoes
U for Unruly
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Did Egg Little come first?
True Case of this – the movie Howard’s End is based on E.M. Forster’s book "Return to Howard’s End!!!
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Cornelius Ryan’s The Longer Day
The DaVinci Morse Code
Michel De Notre Dame Goes to Med School
The Color Lavendar
The Wide Awake Chaperone
Last year’s blockbuster, Superman Hasn’t Come Back Yet was a big diisapointment.
**Got The Munchies ** was Ravenous
Abnormally Large Spider Eggs was Eight Legged Freaks
Some more:
An American Tourist in Heathrow
**A Bunch of Guys In An Arctic Station
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Somewhat Uncertain Venture
Buck Rogers in the 21st-24th Centuries “Beep…beep…beep…Zzzzz…beep…beep…beep…Zzzzz…beep…beep…beep…”
Day after tomorrow?
Sandleford just featured a lot of munching grass and the occasional spot of burrowing.
It wasn’t until Hazel, Fiver and company upped sticks to Watership Down that things got interesting
Sigh. 
I’m not very good at this. It was **The Thing. **