Pretzels are taking over! What's next?

Hard to top those ideas! Please market them! They all sound awesome.
I’ll test them if you’d like. I had a burger on a pretzel bun, and it was to eat for!! Tough outside like rye bread, salty coating, soft and chewey inside… Mmmmmmm.

My version is more interesting.

You laugh, but Hot Pockets have a cuban that’s not bad.