Primate Coders? Shurely you jest!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Welcome. Primate Programming Inc. is dedicated to the advancement and gainful employment of hominoids and monkeys within the United States information technology sector. We are the pioneer in Primate Programming (PP) worldwide.

As you explore this website, you will get an understanding and appreciation of the economics of primate programming. A skilled primate from our firm can handle code maintenance and report writing for as little as 45 cents per hour. The entire staff receives ongoing .NET training and JSP training in addition to training in XML, Java and related technologies. Enjoy our site as you learn more about Primate Programming.

Ummmm…this really couldn’t be for real…could it? I mean, nah, somebody is having a bit of fun at our expense…right?

http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/faq.asp

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Hey SkyBum, wanna buy a Brooklyn Bridge? I’ve got a spare one.

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I wonder if the primates are as worried about being outsourced as I am?

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This kind of reminds me of the recent “monkeys with typewriters” study:

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jjimm…did you even bother to look at the site? These guys are serious! At first I thought it was a parody in the spirit of The Onion, but I’ll be damned, they are really serious.

Poor bastards.

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Methinks there is a difference between “straight-faced” and “serious”.

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That site is great! I just sent an email to all my programmers, telling them to watch their step, since I’ve now found suitable replacements (right down to the flinging of excrement).

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It’s a joke. Come on. Monkeys can’t program or debug.

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Wait, I thought monkeys only coded in asp and flash?

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They’d probably get more done if they’d just follow standards.

When will people learn? :smiley: