According to BBC Ceefax ol’ jug ears has had a growth removed from his chops.
I dunno why but Camilla Parker-Bowels sprang to mind when I read this mind boggling bit of useless info.
I was going to say they could just pin the ears back, for gosh sakes! No need to remove them.
Well yes indeedy, that way she’ll never get caught in a vacuum again
Ceefax? The TV text thingy?
I was certain that teh interweb had killed that off.
Nah, it’s a British institution and will be here long after we’ve shuffled off
My Da always said that was why Charles kept falling off of his polo ponies–those ears caught the wind the wrong way and just sucked him right out of the saddle!
Sheesh, I opened this thread to see a Camilla joke would spring up after only five posts, and here it was in the OP!
Do Brits truly detest the poor woman? After all, she’s been the only true love of his life.
I don’t detest her but you gotta admit she’s one ugly bugger.
Face like a blind cobblers thumb
Mmm, yeah, but she wasn’t always. Remember, Her Majesty was once quite a cutie. The years do bad things to pretty people.
How do you know, you met her before she turned into the bride of Godzilla?
Incidentally, Brenda aint so bad for an old 'un akshully
Oh, she is not. She looks fine for her age. Y’all is just mean over there.
These days, you can go on the Internets.
(Camilla Parker-Bowles, God bless her, was the first thing I thought of on seeing the thread title.)
I think the request was probably for early CPB, not early HRM. Although Liz was quite a looker back in the day.
She was. In the pictures of her coronation she looks like something from the happy end of a Grimm’s tale (after the wicked stepsisters have their eyes gouged out by crows or whatever).
But now…well, sometimes time is kind and sometimes it is not.
I know Brenda was quite a dish, it was Camilla I was refering to.
I honestly cannot ever imagine her as being any mans fantasy wank
It’d be funnier if the Queen had had a growth removed. You could say it was Charles; it just works more naturally than the Camilla stuff. Keep watching the papers, folks.
That’s tragic…the poor girl had no lips!
And has always had crap teeth, and never had them fixed.
Ugh.
Jebus!
She sure was ugly even then