I beg to differ.
She is one ugly sod and no mistake
Or maybe droop them, like a hound’s.
A duck…yes it has possibilities,I’ve been thinking along the lines of something more or less human(and when I’m feeling really optimistic with a pulse as well)but wild fowl OH YES !I’m starting to feel horney already!
Just out of curiousity,I have this friend who continuosly has sickeningly perverted sex with an inflatable doll,am I,er that is,does he still technically count as a virgin?
You have this “friend”
Yeah right. :dubious: No need to be ashamed of it, you’re among friends here.
Just be certain to, ermm, empty it occasionally 
I’ll never understand women. They claim to want a man who’ll love them forever through all time. Yet when presented with the example of Prince Charles, who for all of his considerable faults does love Camilla and frankly could have many other attractive women, some savagely attack him because he failed to make the appropriate fairy-tale ending with his first wife.
Perhaps he should have tried harder, true, but lets remember that Diana was a woman of considerable vanity who often teetered on the edge of instability, and sometimes went right over that edge. With Camilla neither party seems to be trying so hard to be happy as they were in the Charles-Diana years, and that’s saying much.
Hey, I’m a woman and I’m all for the Charles-Camilla thing. I direct your attention to Post #36. I realise this wasn’t an ‘all women are hypocrites’ thing, though. 
Personally, I never understood the fascination the media had with Diana. shrug I imagine she’d have been very hard to live with. As you say, emotionally and mentally unstable, and clearly not prepared to live under media scrutiny.
The thing I like about Charles and Camilla is how comfortable they seem to be together. There’s no artifice, no forced appearances; it’s all very casual and carelessly affectionate. Just like it should be.
My Uncle is a Veitnam veteran. When the New Zealand War Memorial in London was going to be officially opened in 2006, there was a ballot or a …"pull the vet from the hat " moment about who got to go and see the Memorial unveiled.
My uncle was one of the FEW lucky returned servicemen who got to go to London, to see the unveiling and witness all the (well overdue) hooplah.
Several members of the Royal family were there. Before he went went my uncle said “I hope SHE is not one of them” (meaning Camilla). I think he fancied a nod from the Queen.
When he got back his exact words (and I remember them cause it seems like everyone hates Camilla) were “If I ever hear anyone say anything bad about her I will deck them! She is one of the kindest most sincere people I have ever met”
Here is a punch in the nose from my uncle…BOOOOOOF (Oldtime Batman style!)