prison prison thats window sugar. off mentioned sandwich.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Relax, I’m on my meds. The following is the content of an email I just recieved.

What’s funny is the subject heading is somewhat normal;
PHOTOSHOP, OFFICE 2OO3, XP PR0, AD0BE & 200 MORE SOFTWARES FROM 15-70 ONLY development
I mean, I could go for some softwares that are 15-70 only. Until now, I had been able to find some that were 20-85 only. Not sure why development is lower case, wouldn’t it be important that the softwares are development?
I was already to buy the 15-70 development softwares they offered but something seemed fishy…

There’s an attachment that came with this e-mail…should I open it?

What’s the worse that could happen???

2

Tangy forks bellow
Without window hat marquees.
Farther arcs spam poetry.

3

Incarceration
Prison, that’s window sugar.
Viruses, perhaps?

4

Sounds like you may have been selected for this week’s NSA Eavesdropping Sweepstakes. Enjoy!

5

I got the viral spam from Satan. It said

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Who could possibly resist?

7

I thought it was average, at first, but then I realized it was about a job application, and I was impressed, but then a few brain tics later I grasped the nuances of the disclaimer and… I’m speechless. That’s somehow viral spam poetry in motion.

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Err, please rearrange that as necessary to make some sort of grammatical sense.

9

Better than viral Satan from spam.

10

I’m on some spam list that sends messages like that constantly. I get three or four a day.

11

I love the 20-word-long e-mail titles. I’ve got a classic saved onto my non-'net computer; I remember it had “Crystalline” and “Puffin” in the subject line…