Would this be a good idea?
Name the best match ups.
The Senate vs Congress Mega Rumble would be pay per view. How much should I charge for tickets?
Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer
Fred Durst and Eminem vs Christina Aguelli…how ever the hell you spell it. (Barbwire Rope, Bed of Nails Death Match)
Mike Piazza vs Roger Clemmens (Barbwire Bat Match)
Andrea Dworkins versus Rush Limbaugh! NO HOLDS BARRED!!!
Dammit, sorry, Andrea Dworkin. And no, Rush Limbaugh will not have “one hand tied behind his back just to make it fair”.
*N SYNC vs. the Backstreet Boys vs. 98 Degrees in an all-competitors-are-set-on-fire match.