Xavier
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Televised bouts (whether debates or wrestling matches) between the heavyweights.
C’mon. There’s a bunch I can think of right off the bat:
*Collunsbory VS Tamerlane (triple Pan Arab-Israel Grudge match)
*CM Keller VS CK Dexter Haven (Bar-Mitzvah Brawl in Brooklyn)
*ME Buckner VS Coldfire (who fills the MODERATORS pants?)
*OPALCAT VS Lynn Bodoni (Who is the biggest b-tch of them all? Bra and panties thread-them-through-the-barbed-wire match)
*Arnold Winkelried VS Ukulele Ike (Unspellable name cage match)
and finally, the main event:
*Czarcasm VS Tveblen (Who will walk out the victorious champion of IMHO?)
Wait and see on a pay-per-view channel near you!!!
As for the OP
Chumpsky Vs. anyone (the fall of communism revisted IV, plus his debates are always entertaining)
BTW Opal & Lynn should be in a furthest thing from a bitch fight, not the other way around.
Anahita
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I predict this thread is going to end in a KO.
Xavier
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Always good to keep a positive face on things.
Can I squeeze in a quick vote for december vs. Justhink? Should be quite surreal. But what would the topic have to be?
lieu
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Jarbaby vs KayKay (but only debating. I want jar to be with child soon).
Seriously, I’d pay good money.
ivylass
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Xavier, you’re relatively new.
Such threads are frowned upon.
Yeah…don’t make me have to kick your…
whazzat? Oh…Never mind.
Gotch ya 
Why are these threads frowned upon? Because of Pit potential?
1 and three quarters…
1 and five eighths…
1 and a half…
Zette vs. Diane. I’d whip her ass, lock her in a porta-potty, and roll her ass down a hill.
AWWWW YEAH!
::hopes the thread closes before Di sneaks in for a rebuttal::
1 and two fifths…
1 and three sixteenths…
1.0008
0, and it’s outa here!