No disqualifications, no countouts, chairs are legal, you know, the usual rules.
Lynn would stare anyone else into submission with her glare.
And TUBADIVA would win by unanimous vote.
I all depends on what forum it would be held in.
Heh. I can take a hint.
Lemme put down this chair first.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
Oh, c’mon. Everyone knows if you give Lynn chocolate, she’ll roll over and do what you want!
Manhattan
Think about it. He’s got Jackboots of Power and carries a huge Banning Stick. His entrance theme could be a heavy metal version of “New York, New York.”
My money would be on Euty - you know it’s always the nice, quiet, low-key types who burst forth and surprise you. I can just see him going all Jackie-Chan on the rest.
Ya know what might be fun? Equate the mod with a real-life (!) pro wrestler.
manhattan = Big Boss Man
Euty = Randy Savage
and so forth
I don’t know if you meant to or not, but I’ve been laughing over that for some time now. Methinks you ought to put it in the “Double Entedre” thread…
:smack: If only I could spell…
Btw, my vote’s for Euty… he’s just too quiet not to be deadly…
We’ll just have to keep a watch out for Coldfire. He’ll come in in his Dude-esque sandals and t-shirt, cause he’s such a hippy, and slip a weapon into the ring. It’ll all be over.
John Corrado. No one with a name that cool could possibly lose.
I’d bet on either manhattan or David B.
I dunno, UncleBeer would probably be packing heat and muttering something about bringin’ a chair to a gunfight…
Coldfire. 13,000 posts is no joke. He’ll go postal on all the other mods 
Coldfire has the scariest name. He’d especially kick the ass of [post deleted by Moderator.]
I’m voting Coldfire, but Czarcasm (possibly the coolest screen name ever) would be a close, close second. And if C-Squared went tag team, the only thing more powerful would be
C3 (Czarcasm, Coldfire and Cecil (would that make it C4?))