get ready to rumble! 
MagicalSilverKey vs. handy - rapid fire thread starting vs. shear weight of posts
FriendofGod vs. Libertarian - hit and run vs. crushing debate
Grimhacker vs The Straight Dope
Serlin/Sentinel/Prism02/rainbow/whatever v. Wally.
Alphagene v. UncleBeer.
Byzantine v. Coldfire.
Why? We usually agree on most things, and I can’t remember ever flaming her. Plus, I’d hate to be her target 
Gaudere vs. DavidB
Gadarene vs. Kimstu
Democritus vs. Psycat90
Libertarian vs Libertarian
Grimhacker v. Concrete.
Wait, I guess that’s impossible.
I would like to see Grimspanker, Concrete, Jebus, 2sexy4mycomputer, and jayburner duke it out in a no-holds-barred death match.
Automutulation rules.
why don’t you throw in the name Ghost for good measure while your at it, since everyone is accusing me of being someone else…shit, why not throw in bedboy.
Of course! Add the entire bedboy tagteam. 1, 2, 3 and 4.
You sure have a good memory, Grimmy. I’ll give you that. With 25 screen names, I would not be able to remember them all.
Sorry for breaking the Shun Treaty, guys.
aw shucks, it aint nothing Coldfire, the beers kill off the old bad braincells and make me smarter.
Silly me…I’m slipping.
I thought this meant, like, what would happen if you dropped Grimmie off the top of the Empire State Building.
whhhhhhoooooosssshhhhhhhhhhhh—
SPLAT.
Now that’s something I’d pay to see.
BTW, whatever happened to Ayesha v. Byzantine in the battle of ( * Y * )? Still waitin’ on that one…
Because you two always flame s’durn well.
We’d probably knock each other out after one exchange. No fun for the spectators 
Tubadiva vs. tubagirl - “I’ll Kick Your Brass”
Uncle Beer vs. Oncle Biere - “The thriller between distillers”
Myndefuquer vs. Sofa King - “Get tread he tour humble!!”
John Corrado vs. John Larriagn - “I kicked your alias”
SanibalMan vs. Sledman - “Men’s room”
silent_rob vs. SILENT BOB -
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Five months, one week, six days, 22 minutes and 44 seconds.
6640 cigarettes not smoked, saving $830.08.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes.
*“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. (Amen, brother!)
Satan vs. Gawd
I wish there were a “Charybdis” here. Then anybody who got between us in a debate would be caught between a rock and a hard place.
Satan vs. oldscratch: one helluva flame.
Ogre vs. Monster: pretty scary.
Trout Mask Replica vs. Polycarp: pretty fishy
Spider Woman vs. Nobody (because she is way too chicken)
beagleDave vs. Reservoir Dog – “Let slip the dogs of war…”
bjOrn vs. bjOrn – “The mumbo in the jumbo”
Al Zheimers vs. Old Broad & CrankyAsAnOldMan – who won ?
Esprix vs. SqrlClub – “Handbags at twelve paces” (sorry guys, it was to easy)
Compact Disc Milk vs. FeelFreaky – No contest, to busy fighting themselves.
Calling London- The self-destructing poster was FreakFreely. I like your take on him/it however.
Thanks Satan. You’ve just brightened up my day.