My husband is a major slacker. And, yes, he can put great effort into taking a dump. He stocks up on reading materials etc.
Have none of you ever wrapped toilet paper around someones house and bushes? (Not just their trees.) Maybe it’s just a thing kids in my neighborhood used to do. Anyway, we called it “rolling houses.”
SwimmingRiddles–I will be expecting your application sometime next week!
TheNerd–I had a sig line similar to that for a while.
“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Cabbage, I seriously hope you just stumbled across this and decided to post a funny message. Otherwise, I find it extremely sad that you have been planning this for about a month!!!
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
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By the way, I’m planning on having a big dinner for some friends on Easter Sunday. Does anyone know what date that falls on this year? I’m really looking forward to it.
…ebius sig. This is a moebius sig. This is a mo…
(sig line courtesy of WallyM7)
evilbeth, I wanna apply for your scholarship! And I will, just as soon as I finish the three 10-to-20-page papers that are due next week and were assigned a month ago, none of which I have started on yet. At least my packing for the end of the school year will be somewhat easier, since I have boxes sitting in my room that I never unpacked last September.
I have enough socks and underwear that I can go a month or more without doing laundry. My mother has finally gotten over her shock at the enormous piles of dirty clothes that I bring with me every time I visit–hey, it costs $2.00 for each load wash-and-dry, while Mom’s Laundromat is free. I may be 30mumble years old, but I AM a college student.
TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth?
The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff!
I’m a distructive procrastinator. Something will work just fine and I’ll take it apart to make it better and I’ll stop in the middle. My house has a disasembled telephone, tv, two VCR’s, and my car radio hasn’t worked since I bought it…I just bring a walkman…but lately I’ve put that off too.
My homework is like that too. I start a research paper and
My mother-in-law is a procrastinator when it comes to food. Every time my wife and I visit, part of our enjoyment comes from looking in the fridge, cabinets, and pantry to see what buried treasure we can come up with. Recent finds include:
-Milk that had expired 35 days previously
-Thanksgiving turkey in aluminum foil
-Coke that had expired Dec 1997
-An aluminum can of food with no wrapper that only had the mysterious date of August 13 written on it.
-A packet of taco seasoning with no specific expiration date on it, but it did have a coupon that expired on September 3, 1982
Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.
