Comedian Norm Macdonald discusses alcoholism in one of my all-time favourite comedy bits.
I could add fruit to soda water to bring out the flavour too. Instead, I expect it to taste a little bit like the flavour it advertises without undue additions. Maybe there was once fruit nearby, or it spent some time in the shadow of a tree or it was intended for use in homeopathy and is actually exceptionally strong. Perhaps it cures scrofula. There are plenty of flavoured fizzy waters I like. This brand is a one off for me.