Ding dong, the [w]itch is dead, the [w]itch is dead!
Unless Vickie-wickie totally recut a Levi’s jean jacket from other Levi’s jeans jackets, I can’t figure out what took her the whole time. It was just boring. Had she actually made a trench coat out of denim, it might have worked, but just sewing a lapel and skirt to a standard jacket properly sent her auf. The clips of her twice calling Sweet P “Kit” in the beginning were highly amusing.
What probably saved Jillian was her obvious ambition, because her coat didn’t work as is. I think the judges saw it had some style, if not the execution.
I am now doubly disappointed that Kevin has been kicked off, because had he been there, he would have taken Little Miss Verbal Diarrhea out into the break room and kicked the shit out of him. At least he didn’t finish early to taunt the rest, or I have no doubt that leftover denim would have been hot glued over his mouth. I think the reason that judges loved his outfit was the sleeves as pants legs, which was very well done, though it really helps if you are designing for a pencil-legged model. The jacket was well done, and it would have knocked the judges socks off had it been the first time they had seen a Puffysleeves Jacket Model 100, but the third or fourth loses its impact.
I liked Weeping Ricky’s dress, though it didn’t reduce me to tears. Beyond the obvious fit and finish, I think he came out on top because it evoked the style of classic jeans more than the others, and it is pretty marketable as is (as shown by the Levi’s judge’s offer to market it).
Dithering Sweet P made the right change up this time. Other than the denims being a little mismatched left to right, I thought her dress was great. It was another that could have been shipped straight to store shelves.
Rami was finally forced not to drape (except for the little swoop at the collar), and came off pretty well, and using the zippers was clever, though the dress seemed a bit overdesigned to me.
Though the show portrays Tim as dropping by, making just a quick a comment or two to the designers (often a meaningless “I’m worried”), and scooting out, I noticed this week that when he entered “four hours left” was flashed on the screen and that when he left he said that the designers had two hours to go, indicating that he was there for two hours. This tells me that he’s probably put in a good ten to twenty minutes with each of the designers, covering all sorts of things. Accordingly, when Tim is shown to have focused with laser-like precision on the one item that the judges hate, that five second observation has been culled by editing in hindsight from the long minutes of his critique.
All of this is a detailed preamble to the obvious question of “If Tim hated Chris’s pockets, why didn’t he change them?” (Substitute ‘Kevin’s unfinished hem’ or whatever other detail, as necessary.) I’m sure that Tim bombards the contestants with many suggestions, both detailed and general, and the simple press of time prohibits them from completing all of the suggestions they are inclined to take. Once more back to Kevin’s hemming example, I’m sure he didn’t just blow off the all-knowing Tim, but decided (perhaps incorrectly) that he had better ways to use his limited time than working out a detailed hem.
That being said, Chris’s dress was OK, but the pocket sucked.