Proof of alien life?

I will continue to document evidence as it mounts. I’m writing a federal grant proposal to excavate these slabs so they can be housed under appropriate environmental conditions and effective security technology.

https://imgur.com/gallery/5nc0ey8

The lack of the bright green lines on this photo is irrefutable proof of a civilization far beyond our abilities to comprehend the impossible.

As evidence, I will link to a 96-hour series of YouTube videos edited in someone’s basement with a crappy mic that cuts in and out.

The proof isn’t actually mentioned in that series, something I’ll never acknowledge it’s another YouTuber with a similar first name, if “Jake” and “Michael” are similar.

Consider the simple explanation:

On the other hand, let’s not take all the fun away:

I think that this thread

Is all the proof you need. Cats are aliens trying to murder us all to prepare the way for the next wave.

I had to leave this.

I think that last image has some serious foreshadowing. . . two tin-foil-hatted people are trying to keep a ‘believer’ from uploading themselves into the heavenly group-server consciousness.

Tripler
The server is disguised as a rainbow as a trick.

The “people” in that last image sure look like The Master Cylinder from 1950s Felix the Cat cartoons. The aliens have been amongst us far longer than most folks’ recognize!

I love cartoons with jokes like that (Master Cylinder) which I can enjoy many decades later on an entirely different level.

The funny thing is how many 1960s grown-ups at least had heard the term if not knew exactly what it meant, and how few 2020s grown-ups do. Knowing anything about how your car works is prety much a dead skill/interest. Then again, ask elder boomers about their PCs and you’ll get the same “Huh, why would I care?” response.

A little ‘bump’ on a thread to see if our new nanobot-cloud overlords have left any more messages for us. . .

Tripler
I hadn’t gotten any signals lately, after taking off my tin-foil hat.

You guys totally screwed up on your interpretation of this picture. It’s obviously telling us that E doesn’t mean energy in e=mc2, it means Mr. Bill. It’s his picture right underneath the E. So it’s really Mr. Bill=mc2. This changes everything!

Mr. Einstein’s going to be meeeeean to meeee…!

Oh, here come the aliens! Maybe they’ll hel…ohhhhh noooooo…

Mr Bill meets Mr. Pseudopods.