From the article:
His shortcomings [heh] probably explains his thin-skin.
It’s a long way to go until November, I wouldn’t rule it out.
If we don’t rule it out, how will we ever know how long it is?
This is the greatest thing ever. I’ve always wondered my buttock height percentile.
Also, his ring finger is pretty short. Men are supposed to have ring fingers significantly longer than the index.
I think this means he’s a lesbian.
He’s from Lebanon?
More likely Greek.
…From Lesbos Island. 
But if he’s from the Middle East, can we deport him back?
Until we figure out what’s going on
So we have to build a wall around Lebanon? And make the lesbians pay for it?
They really are bizarrely small hands. I’m female, 5’ 7" and MY hands are 7.48" from wrist to end of middle finger.
Mind you, I have long hands for a sheila. Big feet too. If I were a bloke, well, you can imagine I’d have a bloody long…
Well, the best measure of hand size (if you’re an NFL quarterback evaluator) is not the measurement from wrist fold to end of middle finger tip, but the wingspan (width) from outside of thumb end to outside of little finger end with fingers stretched out.
By this measure, my hand size (9.75 inches) is considerably larger than that of Blake Bortles (9.375 inches), so I should be quarterbacking the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Though he might have me beat on “functional mobility”. 
There is absolutely no evidence that Donald Trump is an Nazi German sleeper agent implanted in Mary Ann MacLeod by Joesph Goebbels, and I dare anyone to repeat this rumor.
Meanwhile, on the topic of Donald Trump’s hand size, it is interesting to note that most of his authorized biographies show his hands out front in a perspective that amplifies their perceived size. However, while focusing on the adjective portion of Graydon Carter made infamous in the otherwise mostly obscure Spy magazine, Trump totally neglects to answer to whether he is a vulgarian, either because he does not know, does not care, or regards the apt description as desirable even though his rabble of followers likely do not know the difference between a vulgarian and a Hungarian.
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I miss Spy Magazine. They had Trump figured out early on.
From Snopes on the “Hand vs Penis” size.
During puberty the penis becomes longer and thicker and should reach adult size during the 16th year, after which no further growth occurs — indeed, there is some evidence that it starts to shrink after middle age.
underlining mine…
Okay, that’s a scary thought.
They had a lot figured out. It was basically a mature version of Mad magazine. But they may also be responsible for the current absurdity:
“Please, God, let him run. If Donald Trump runs for president, God, we promise we will never make fun of the Pope again. Or Pat Robertson. Well, the Pope, anyway.” —SPY, November 1987
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Y’all got it wrong about hand/penis ratios. Small hands mean small minds.
I just saw a bit where, to paraphrase: “A cantaloupe is a genius compared to Trump”.