Sorry mate, friendly fire and all.
I’ve been behind this machine gun all night, may I have some slack?
Can I do the countdown?
You can do whatever you want.
As always, no one will give a fuck.
Please.
You suck at pop-culture references, in addition to Law 101. Mike Myer’s “Dieter” character routinely invited his guests to TOUCH his monkey.
If you actually have a monkey, though, I invite you to put him in front of the keyboard so we might get some intelligent commentary from your account, for a change.
In any case, I’ll answer my own question on your behalf: if a couple live in a state with no-fault divorce, they can request such a divorce at any time and are not required to give their reasons. If they don’t state their reasons, then there is no act of lying.
The intended effect of the divorce may be for one of the former partners to qualify for certain benefits, but this is irrelevant to the legality of the divorce itself, since mention of these benefits is not going to appear anywhere in the legal proceedings surrounding the divorce. In effect, even if the plan was illegal (a major hypothetical), there is no way the state can prove the existence of such a plan unless one of the partners volunteers that information. Do they have a moral duty to do so? I don’t know; do music-stealers have a similar obligation? Why or why not? Can you answer any of these? Can you monkey? I bet he has a firmer grip on marital law than you, and he’s probably tired of you throwing your shit around. “Sigh. I wish he’d evolve into something better,” I can imagine your monkey thinking. “He’s just a waste of a good pair of opposable thumbs.”
Are you still here?
Go watch Billy Jack or somethig, you useless fuck.
Ome of my fellow DOPERS know what I mean.
And I bet they like me more than you…SO THERE!
If Im such a loser, why have you been pestering me ALL FUCKING NIGHT?
YOU LOSER PESTERER.
Can we all just agree we ARE ALL FUCKING CLUELESS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BE FRIENDS?
Who said anyone had to lie to get a divorce? If you’re in a no-fault state, you don’t really have to say much of anything.
Wow, that sounds familiar.
You are a fucking idiot, Bryan!
Hmmm that sounds familiar as well.
Peace?
I’m not…
And I’m not letting you off that easy.
PUSSY.
OK then, I tried.
Lets go, you supermarket gunslinger.
Why are you such a fucking idiot, anyway?
You disturb me to the point of insanity.
There.
I am insane now.
Just kidding. I’m not pestering you, I’m heaping scorn on you for my own amusement and hopefully the amusement of others. You’ve actually ENTERTAINED me this last little while, which is a heck of a lot better than boring me. Kudos.
I think we all agree you’re fucking clueless. As far as being friends…something tells me you aren’t going to be around long enough to build any meaningful relationships here.
You started this shit…
Now either back your play or concede.
My point is more sapient.
That means it’s smarter.
Well you are right. I did not read that. The problem is you have made two statements (paraphrase)
1)Lying is wrong.
2)Stealing is wrong.
Folowed by
1) I steal
You see how your credibility might come into question. Or why we might reasonably ask where you find the gall to criticize someone for lying when you are a self-confessed thief. ( See self righteous)
It probably is not OK to lie about a divorce to get benefits from the man. Do you know anyone who has done so?
I’m right with ya Bry, and right back at ya mate.
It’s a fucking message board, right?
We all wake up to our lives in the morn, right?
Yes, and in the morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be an idiot.