Get over it, woody.
Something tells me you havn’t been around long enough to know either way, even if you are 65.
Ooooh you ARE scary.
Where DID you get those pointy toed boots?
And you accuse me of taking drugs?
Looks like you made a friend Bryan. 
Can I call you Bry?
As long as you know that, it’s all good.
Little Debbie Little Debbie!
Can we have a drum roll please?.. Thank you for playing matt (applause). Tell em what he’s won roland .
3…
If I’m such a sucker -
Can anyone tell me, as was asked 4 hours ago -
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PROS STILL DOING HERE talking to a loser like me?
Just for the record, you understand.
Our friend has won the respect and admiration from all of us…
Lets hear it from Matt. :wally
I’m just kidding
You an ASSHOLE Matt.
Go fuck yourself.
SWEET!
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane.
While people around me are going insane.
I park my car in handicap spaces
While handicap people make handicap faces
I’m an asshole
The worlds biggest asshole
We’re amusing ourselves. I mean, duh.
And, yes, anyone can call me “Bry”.
Better yet…can I call you AL?
You can try, but I think it’ll just lead to confusion and heartbreak.
Damn…
Well, Ive done my best to raise hell, and I’ve done my best to make peace.
Although the peace part was much shorter than the hell part, I admit.
Woodstock, I offer you a final apology.
PS
I’m not going anywhere, unless the mods ban my IP. Ill be a member when my trial is over, and probably not before. This is because I’m flat fucking broke, and also, because I can’t see any advantage to paying for something I can do for free before I need to.
You can cal me Al. As long as Chevy Chase stays the fuck out of it.
Well, it’s 3:21 AM Eastern time, and when the OP starts to calm down, offering apologies and such, the adrenaline wears off and sleepiness sneaks in on little cat feet.
G’night, all.
Night.
What? Your not gonna try and make friends with me?
Have I said someyhing to offend you Matt?
Yeah, I’m with you. It was fun for a while.