PSA: Fellas, pull up your pants & put down the phone

[Oslo_Ostragoth]

Condi didn’t think too much of mine.

Completely SFW.

[Malacandra]

@Anaamika

Thankfully I can’t receive pictures on my phone. But, I admit, the only time I have ever received unsolicited dick pics were on a sexual-themed message board (PM box).

I never, ever got one unasked over e-mail. I feel kind of left out.

(This is still not a request for dick pics.)

“Unasked” :dubious:

[Sierra_Indigo]

I like dick pics.

There’s one site I frequent that is less a dating site and more about hooking up with people in a certain subculture. I’ve gotten some very, very nice unsolicited dick pics from users there. I enjoy the good ones, and laugh at the crap ones.

[Johanna]

@Lightray

Actually, in the places where a woman flashing her breasts gets her beads, a man can flash his dick and get some beads, too.

I know this thing to be true. And they were some very nice beads.

This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads… “It’s a ringer!”

[running_coach]

@Johanna

This conjures up disturbing mental images of the throwers on the floats playing quoits with those beads… “It’s a ringer!”

Better than horseshoes.