pseudo-rant to pimpwars participants

Or you could realize a game is just a game.

We’re all adults here. I think we can play a game without dropping our day jobs, buying a low rider, and starting to make crack and pimp.

I certainly hope not. What the hell would Doob and Vis do with real live hoes? :eek:

:eek:

:calls boss:
:cancels order:
:leaves lab:

Well, he would either travel here, or i’d travel to where he is and we’d occupy ourselves hoing ourselves out to each other :).
Anyway, i’m actually quite ethical. I’d only ho out someone’s ass if they truly deserved it. Such as someone who wonders how the ethics of the fame “insinuate themselves into the real lives of the players”.

Well sometimes some of us that have been around a while get tired of the same scenery (in chat/on the boards) and go do something else for a while. Besides I’ve never played in a roll playing game before and I’m havin’ a grand time!

Uh, there’s one thread, if you don’t like it, don’t read it. This must be a difficult concept for you to understand.

:rolleyes:

Well, has anyone actually tried to lure the topic from pimpwars back to sex? Ever failed? Because given the, errr, nature of the average doper and chat, that shouldn’t be too difficult. I’d even say that you could try to change the topic to Ramen, Slinkys, or even what’s in Diane’s drawers with at least 85% success.

Is anyone else tired of MSK’s 5,000,000 threads about his lack of dating life, male pattern baldness, and general self-pity?

Survey says…

DING DING DING!!!

As far as chat complaints go…when MSK stops trying to coil his tongue around everything female in #SD, perhaps I will stop talking about Pimpwar.

MR

Oh my God, I have the most amusing image in my head of Doob and Maeglin as pimps… Maegs could get that cool New Yawk Jew thing going on, and Doob could get all bitchy on his hoes…

Hey, at least it’s not amihotornot that they’re discussing! :wink:

You forgot “I NEED SEX!” and “I have APD! Look at me having APD! I cannot possibly go on with my life now!”

MSK, have you noticed that this thread is not yet closed?

No, I don’t have to read the thread and I don’t have to visit the sight. On the other hand, ignoring something because it bothers me is not an necessarily an option. Gaining pleasure from a dehumanizing and violent game however far removed from the actual source it may be only serves to further desensitize the player from the actual suffering incurred by the very real people engaged in prostitution. If it’s only a harmless game, then by extrapolation a game like say, Babyrapers where you try to bag as many prepubescent hotties while avoiding the pen, ought to be quite a hit. Or maybe Fagrollers, choice of homophobes worldwide (we ain’t talkin’ 'bout cigarettes here faggot!). And best of all could be Lynchmob, for the sportsman who yearns to relive the good old days when white meant “right”. Harmless, victimless fun for all! Great for the kiddies and grandmaw too!

I wouldn’t deign to dictate anyone’s ethics but I’m certainly free to opine about them, just as anyone is free to voice their opinion about the status of my mental health or relative worth. Or is that not one of the functions of this board and this forum in particular?

Not when it’s popular shell.

Yes, all we need here is some more pointless bitching about something innocuous. It is so much more important and pressing than things happening in the real world.

You and MSK need to grow up, get lives, and realize that sometimes a cigar is just a fucking cigar.

Shell, I’m glad you are out there speaking up for poor, disadvantaged prostitutes. :rolleyes:

If you truly want to make a difference it’s the thugs that need an advocate. They’re the ones making the crack, getting killed and spreading sexually transmitted diseases. Hell, they don’t even get paid, unless you count those 40 ouncers.

Tell me who is sticking up for the thugs! WHO?

You can Shell, you can be the thug martyr!

Does anyone else think “Lynchmob, Fagroller and The Babyrapers” would be a great band name?

Don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve been desensitized to the whole desensitization argument.

Well, gee … you don’t have to get so sensitive about it.

Like no one’s ever complained or asked for support before on this board :rolleyes:

Tell you what I’ll do. Next time you ask for advice or support, I’ll make a note of it, and bring it up next time I don’t agree with you, even if it has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

I might not agree with what he had to say, but hopefully I know better than to stoop that low.

I have to admit i was a little upset when magicalsilverkey decided we shouldn’t pimp cause i myself am a pimp warrior. I was about 100 times as furious when somebody referred to his disorder as ranting and raving. Bitch, I can’t even believe that you would be that low of a human being as to dismiss somebodys problems as ranting or raving. Most of us have other places to take our problems besides this message board. It seems that MSK chooses to talk about his problems on The Straight Dope message board. I dont think that’s a bad thing. I think its a compliment that he had the confidence and security placed in all of us to be understanding human beings unlike most of our cruel thoughtless dont give a shit next door neighbors that are a little more thoughtless and less socially developed. Were not wildlife and were not gonna kill off the weak so dont ignore the weaknesses. And for godsake dont pick on our disabled neighbors for their disabilities. Theres laws against that you know. Gimme my brass knuckles that makes me mad.

You’re right. I’m sorry. I’ll try not to be so sensitive about my being desensitized to the desensitization argument. And I’m glad that you’re not insensitive to my sensitivity about being desensitization to the desensitization argument. :slight_smile:
Joyfulgirl, I know what you’re saying. But one of MSK’s criticisms about pimpwars was that it’s old. The same can be said about the threads he starts about himself. The “you don’t have to read 'em if you don’t like 'em” suggestion still applies, but I think what magdalene’s point was is that it’s rather hypocritical of him to criticize others for doing something old when sometimes old is all he seems to be doing himself.