TAG!
you’re it!
That’s what my wife keeps saying.
N’uhh-uhh. I had my fingers crossed.
YOU can see it, right? Look close
TAG!
(No Tagbacks!)
I had Fey Knights!
(Did anyone else play fey knights? Where you would cross your fingers and say “fey knights” and suddenly you were immune? I have absolutely no idea why.)
Hey, BNB, is this what we’re playing?
You can play tag, and not even get up off the couch. 
-Stil
[sub]Francesca, I think you’re IT…if you don’t understand why it works…then it doesn’t count. 
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I want BNB to tag me!
HIYA MAX
How are ya?
(engages max in engrossing conversation)
I see you’re from Nashville.
My best pal ever lives there.
well, actually near clarksville.
Its so pretty there.
(reaches into handbag)
In Nashville, there is a building that looks like batman.
quite interesting, actually.
(pulls out squirt gun and squirts Max in the face)
GOTCHA!
(runs away doing the looney Daffy Duck dance and sound)
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
::smoke pours out ears as face turns 5 shades of purple, plaid, and polkadots::
Touched by a Baboon! Not a lot of people can say that…except maybe sicko zoo keepers.