Hippo Birdie, swampy! I’ve decided to hack into my daughter’s online cookbook and whup up a batch of N.O.T. Tot casserole.
Could someone be kind enough to point me in the direction of the beer coolers?
Also: SURPRISE!!!
Three batches, actually. Regulah; chicken for anyone who wants to keep kosher (made with Mocha Mix which is non-dairy, so it’s A-OK); and tofu, in case a bunch of vegans show up. Seriously, it’s delicious enough that nobody should ought to miss it.
My suggestion from last time worked well so I’ll stick with that and add a saddle and a tub of CoolWhip.
Should I make some inappropriate balloon animals, or should I wait until later in the evening?
Burp. I like beer, and I like swampy, but don’t tell him I like the beer just as much.
Gasp! Oh my! All this for moi!!! Thanks so much everyone. However, it is never a good idea to yell
SURPRISE!!!
at a sixty-five year old geezer. 
Now everyone enjoy the party but stay off’n mah lawn!
It’s never too early to say “love ewe”.