Psst... Hey, lurkers...

Quote:

"Note to newbies/lurkers:

Never give byzantine an opening.

She will chew you up and spit you out.

You’re welcome."

Is this a threat, or a promise?

Ahh…what a way to go.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

I never understood the lurkers of the world. Oh, I don’t judge them, I just don’t relate to them. Even though I’m marrying one. I don’t get the appeal of ONLY reading what others have to say. Aren’t you just bursting to share sometimes?

Well, probably a good thing so many aren’t, or these threads would be five times longer than they already are.

Oh, and as for those who find that others have said what they were going to: this is the first board I’ve ever been on where I found that to be consistently true. If I let any good topic get 15 posts deep, it’s usually too late.



I am #1. Everyone else is #2 or lower.

I was under the impresssion she swallowed, actually.

Lurker count…

420 as of Sept 19 at 8:06pm

Why are you reading this? Go and post away!

TA-DA!!!

But I still got some lurkin’ ta do.

So, Byz will chew you up and spit you out?

Then she’ll love you and hug you and love you and call you George… enghhhhhhhhh


There is no right and wrong… only fun and boring.

So if I post this, will the lurker counter go down by one?

No, it went up by one. How weird.