Psychic Dopers Network

With Mistress Cleo ™ now seemingly out of the business, and not having seen any action from the Psychic Friends Network (good thing ALL of my Friends don’t charge me $3.99 a minute) I think this little community needs to start…

**The Psychic Dopers Network ™ **

We know you are out there. There is certainly at least one Psychic Doper.

It happens to me at least a couple of times per week. I’m reading an OP and I’ll think of something witty and/or intelligent to respond with. As I am reading down through prior responses to the OP, all of a sudden, there she is. My very own Psychic Doper. ™

She has already typed in MY response; though typically much more witty and intelligent. My Psychic Doper fails however, on those occasions when I am being inane or banal. So where is this ”gift” when I am being stupid or an ass? I have to assume she is just too wise to use her gifts for anything but good.

The first time it happened, I went ahead and posted “Yeah – what she said!” The second time it happened, I started to do the same, but thought better of it. If not I would by now have had about a hundred more posts, but all of them would be “Yeah – what Zette said!”

Zette, If I have to have a Psychic Doper,™ I’m glad it’s you. I think most will agree, that your posts are almost always right on target. I find your posts usually kind, unfailingly well thought out, and full of common sense, just like I wish mine were. Should I be expecting a bill? Or are you going to put your charges on my phone bill?

Okay Dopers. Name the Doper who you believe is capable of reading your mind. Who is it that posts your thoughts before you can?

Who is your Psychic Doper™?

Not exactly posting my thoughts, but knowing when I need a good chuckle.

Eve must know when I am in a particularly foul and irritated mood and in desperate need of a good laugh. When I find myself sinking into petulance, I open up the boards and at that point, is one of the latest to have posted something. And usually, it is something so inane, I cannot relate it to my co-workers without seeming in need of help.

Eve, my hat is off to you: thank you for being psychically aware when my laugh quotient is dangerously low. You do not know how much the “spinning Jesus on a crucifix” helped. [Or actually, you did.]

Yeah, what Frumious Bandersnatch said.
:smiley:

(Hey, you knew SOMEONE was going to do it.)

Hell, anyone could be my Psychic Doper[sup]TM[/sup]. By the time I spot a new thread it’s already got about 30 replies.