Psychokitty: Or You Think YOUR Cat's Nuts

[url"http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html’]Try giving him/her an enema some time. The site’s hysterical, and the pic at the bottom of the cat, on apparently a “good day” is pretty disturbing.

Fixed link.

Psycho-kitty…
Qu’est-ce que c’est?

Oh.
My.
God!

Do you realize how uncomfortable it is to have banana-bread propelled by sweetened iced-tea laughed out through your nose?

Well, I do…and I wish for it never to happen again!

Yeesh!!

I think the crude crayon illustrations made it all the better!
Hasn’t that photo at the bottom been circulating on Something Awful for years now? “Ugly Cat”, I think they call it.

My bf is currently living a canine version of this story. His 150+ lb German Shepherd developed a prostate infection. The vet said the best way to treat it was large doses of antibiotics twice a week…delivered directly to the site of infection. :eek: It didn’t take long for my bf to figure out that there was no way he was going to be able to single-handedly thread a tube down the penis of a dog nearly as big as he is.

Here kitty kitty kitty.
Heeeerrree kitty kitty.

OMG…get it off me!

One piddly little Fleet enema? Pffft. Amateur.

Those can’t be more than 100cc. When prepping cats for colonoscopies, we have to do 500cc enemas every 4-6 hours. The first couple hundred cc isn’t such a big deal, but there’s only so much room in the average cat colon. About the 250-300cc mark, kitty tends to turn into a shit fountain. A Super Soaker should shoot water so far. Thank Og we don’t have to do those very often.