I thought I’d suggest that people who really want to snorgle with kittens look into volunteering at a shelter. During kitten season you can experience the complete joy of lying on the floor and having 7 or 10 or 18 kittens crawl all over you. A couple will fall asleep in your neck, another one on your tummy, a couple will play with your hair, and the rest will turn your body into something replicating an ant hill. You can breathe the kittens in all day long, and whatever bad mood you came in with will disappear.
And then you can adopt an adult who will just otherwise stay there while other people take the kittens who will soon turn into adults.