Oh, I can see them. And I wants them, precious!
Keyboard? Pshaw. I can tie knots with my stubby little toes.
At the bottom of the page, click on “please click here to enter store if the above list-box don’t work.” I couldn’t see any pictures with Safari, but it works in Mozilla. Have you tried using a different browser?
Nice boots!!
You got a two tone pair, excellent. I have just black and metal versions. But the New Rock boots last really well (though I had to get a buckle replaced once, it was an easy job for the local cobbler). They are close to indistructable without looking like work boots. One pair has New Rock embossed on the metal toe caps, so that if you had to kick someone the boot make would be imprinted uppon their head 
May I suggest The Shoe Dept. .
I’ve bought more than a few pair of size 15’s there and am quite happy.
They have several locations across Georgia.
One of the real bonuses for shopping there is that the store has a special display where they keep shoe sizes 14 and larger. So no more walking the aisles trailing along the boxes with your finger muttering “noooo… noooooo… nooooo… damn, only goes up to 13… noooo… <deep sigh> …nooooo…”.
How exactly does one find out that they can put toothpaste on a toothbrush using their toes? Did it come to you in a dream? Did you break both your arms in an industrial accident? Do your toes smell/taste minty fresh afterwards?
Yes!
If you can find a pair of Doc Martens “Mad Max” style boots, you’d be set. Unfortunately, they don’t make them anymore, so I’d try eBay.
Footlocker has Timberland boots up to size 18.
I want to see the sixth picture in that series, in which you’re brushing your teeth with the brush still clutched between your toes.
And just to stay on-topic, those Newrock boots are cool! If I had several hundred dollars spare I’d buy some for sure.
And, even more on topic, I was inspired by this thread to finally go out and get some boots, which I’ve been meaning to do for years. Got them used at the local surplus store; pretty cheap and I only had to try on like 20 pair of various boots because the sizes were all marked pretty much randomly. (a 7.5 was too big, a 10 was too small…yeah, random)
Now all I have to worry about is what scary biota the former owner left for me. Well, that and the fact that the soles are partially metal and they can be really slippery on bathroom floors.
So, thanks for the inspiration, Ronincy!
You’re welcome, as a poor college student I accept donations via paypal, USPS, and any other damn way you’d like to donate which doesn’t require I go anywhere to get it…
Someone (meaning myself) needs those Doc Martens. I just got a pair of Doc Martens shoes, not boots, for twenty bucks. Pity I can’t get the boots that cheap, but that’s all right. Which finish is better, I wonder?
I keep my Docs for everyday wear, my New Rocks for clubbing and the like. My Docs I got second-hand, cleaned them up and they have been more than serviceable for several years. I figure I ought to get another 8-10 years use from them.
Sonce my teens (and I am now 37) there has never been a time when I have not owned at least one pair of Doc boots. Best. Boots. Ever. Ok, I love the New Rocks as well
I got my Docs two years ago after months of searching. Shockingly, they were half off!!
That reminds me, I should polish them today.
These are my Doc Martens two-tones. I don’t get excited about shoes, but these are my most favorite shoes in the whole world: http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/108263/c/2121.html
What you really need is those cavalier style boots that the King’s army used during the English Civil War (one of three). Man, those are bitching.