Surprised nobody’s mentioned the many Curl Up & Dye beauty salons.
Anybody who has ever ridden a motorycyle to Alaska has a picture of themselves here:
Don’t forget the 'Sofa King" and his ad that says “Our prices are Sofa King low”
I have a link to the ad as it appears on the side of a cuty bus but am not allowed to attach.
city bus :smack:
Back when I lived in the land of Zion [Home of the LDS Church], I always wanted to work for the Salt Lake Nut Company …
Thought maybe I could sabotage the assembly line and stop the output of all those religious nuts … 
Local bedding company near me: Back To The Futon.
We’ve got this far and no one’s mentioned the Chinese take-out place called “Wok And Roll.”
There was a plumbing supply store in Winnipeg called W.C. Potts’.
There seems to be a generator firm around here called, for no discernable reason, Onan/Cummings. Yikes!
One disgraceful example, also in this city, is a Chinese restaurant called Chine Toque. It literally seems to mean “China chef’s hat” (toque), but “chinetoque” is an ethnic slur (“chink”).