I was on the highway the other day and saw a car with a sign saying Pale Rider Driving School.
I know a guy named Ferris who owns a bicycle shop. It’s called Ferris Wheels.
Payne Furniture.
Live Chickens Fresh Killed.
Hired Killers- pest control company.
Mammoth Erections
link: http://mammotherection.com/
I’ve seen TV commercials for UTI; the Universal Technical Institute.
Did nobody notice???
A famous landmark in Portland is the Hung Far Low restaurant.
During the oil boom, there was a place in Anchorage called Twin Peaks Bra Shop. I think it may have been a front for another business.
Hey, don’t forget The Great Alaska Bush Company!
Oh, one of my all-time favorites: Hung well drywall.
Close, but the sign actually says, “Hung Far Low cocks”
I’m partial to “Sneed’s Feed and Seed. Formerly Chuck’s”.
(Is this from South Park?)
J.
A restaurant near me is called Great Chow, which I’ve always thought was clever.
Barber Shop nearby - Best Head.
Simpson’s, I believe.
I saw a tow company in Florida called Camel Towing.
There’s a beauty salon in my hometown called “Curl Up And Dye”. It’s right across from my childhood church.
Sam & Ella’s Chicken Palace.
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/241/1140718/restaurant/Oklahoma/Sam-Ellas-Chicken-Palace-Tahlequah
I’ve seen vehicles for two rival companies, one called Underground Surveying and Analysis Ltd, and the other called Underground System and Sewer Repairs.
The vans have huge logos for USA and USSR along the sides!
ETA: Actually, looks like they’re two different branches of the same company!
There was a sushi restaurant here in Montreal with the name “Fukyu”. If I remember correctly, it is an actual real Japanese word. They did have to change the name after just a short time, though, because it was getting complaints.