How 'bout the bellman who fell into the river in France and starting singing:
“I’m ringing in the Seine, just ringing in the Seine…”
Mahatma Ghandi ate sparsely (making him slight), wore no sandals for decades (resulting in calloused feet) and had questionable hygiene (like bad breath)… this made him…
A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis
A sheep’s favorite opera–