I agree. Wrong - wrong as can be.
Sigh. Right, like that’s gonna be corrected.
Tris
Damn right we have, which is why we’re passing it down to them, that this relict of our glorious past may never be lost.
Looks like I’d better cover my bets, so here goes:
The Mods at the Dope are the greatest
They say “Have you seen the latest?”
Let the Troll-calling start
But please have a heart
If it goes on too long, they’ll hatest
You didn’t say the limerick couldn’t suck.
Here’s another one, at least equally as bad, but it doesn’t meet the criteria set out for punishment:
There once was a thread in the Pit
Which hawthorne thought to be shit
It had a long run
Some thought it good fun
While others only shunned it
There once was a mod named Giraffe
Whose thread changes made us all laugh
He mods in the pit
This limerick’s shit
The last part doesn’t even rhyme
To kill this thread, you’ll need a 1920’s style death ray.
Me, too. But I didn’t inhale.
Voldemort?
Naw, he’s off on a fling with She Who Must Be Obeyed.
pokes head in Hey, what’s up? I thought I heard someone talking about me…
The night’s almost gone,
but we’re still goin’ strong,
‘Cause the party’s been so hearty
I hope it doesn’t show
while I’m drivin’ down the road
That I had too much to drink
Yeehaw! I can stop posting to this thread ANY TIME I WANT!
This thread makes the baby Jesus cry.
Any limerick I composed would make the baby Damian cry. But, maybe that’s a good thing… Aw now, I’m all confused again.
-Lil
Every time someone posts to this thread, God KILLS A KITTEN! Won’t SOMEBODY think of the KITTENS?!
No, not kittens! 
STOP thinking of the kittens, you pervert!
Let’s get Hal Briston in here. Then we can stop thinking about kittens and start thinking about sheep.
We need a mad scientist to invent SHEEPKITTENS! Little curly coated bastards that taste great along with mint jelly, have razor sharp claws at the end of their hooves and go “purr-baaa-mew”–that would be the tits!
I wonder if the sheep imperative to back away from cliffs would overpower the kitten impulse to jump?
Not posting in this thread is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
I wish I had Rufus Xavier’s self-discipline.