Surely the beast that now rules the Troll Thread cannot move himself (itself?) to other forums, can it?
I think it would reach critical mass almost immediately if it got into MPSIMS!
Quick, someone say something pittish!
Curse you, you slimy Troll Thread!
Tris
:dubious:
FUCKWIT.
Paging Dr. Van Helsing, Dr. Van Helsing…
This is a thread which can eternal fit
Into dark corners; it shambles through the Pit.
This is my 1,000th post!
This really is my 100th post. Glad I saved it for something good and useful.
:dubious:
Probably some inside joke that goes over my head…
We’re not supposed to post simply to increase our postcount nor are we supposed to have postcount parties where we revel in that gloriousness that is our unbelievably high postcounts.
Says the person with141 posts.
Bah. A simple application of Occam’s Razor reveals the actual truth: One of the mods is actually the newsmonster from Futurama.
That’s it, this thread’ll never die now. Once the old-timers get talking about the Winter of Our Missed Content, there’s no shutting them up.
Hey, what’re you picking up your cane for?
OW! Ow, quit it! Damn, you geezers are stronger than you look. OW!
One of our Mods does a killer Orsen Wells Impersonation? Cool.
The newsmonster from Futurama is of course a highly intelligent humanoid alien that goes by the name of Morbo.
There, now the thread is back to fighting ignorance. Oh wait, this is the pit.
Well I guess I am just a fuckwit.
Jim
This thread has now been coincidentally purpled by the coincidental purpler!
Okay, so I’m confused. (quit laughing) Am I required to post in this thread or strictly prohibited from posting in this thread? Is the punishment for non-compliance at least entertaining?
And if a sentient thread should reach out from my monitor with a cold tentacle of death, will my life insurance pay off? I can’t recall seeing a provision for that in the certificate…
I once posted to this thread. In 1960. For twenty minutes.
I haven’t yet, and I’m not going to.
Both. The penalty for noncompliance is to be forced to write a limerick on the subject of the mods’ stellar brilliance and post it here.
Yes, of course.
All things are possible.
Not bloody likely.
Posting in this thread is wrong.
Perhaps the thread could be destroyed by mentioning the actual user name of He who must never be named. I know it’s a dangerous power to make light of, but. . . think of the children!
Tris