How many edits to the title are we up to now? Four? Five? Is that a record?
But, how will the thread ever sink off the front page if people continue to post to it over and over?
Tris
Really, anybody who’s posted to this thread today should be banned.
So who’s the mod, or gang of mods, who keeps changing the title and making it look like a new thread, thus attracting my short attention span unduly?
Please stop.
Ohh,
Shiny!
Boy does that ever sound like a Cue for a title change.
Why isn’t it a sticky? Didn’t it useta was?
Here you go. I hope that now that we have cleared up all possible doubts we finally can let this thread its natural death.
“Down to the night club, we go bumpty bumpty bump–BUMP CITAY!”
Heh, it’s a Tower of Power driveby…
From what I understand, it is now mandatory to post to this thread?
Certainly not! In fact you are strongly discouraged from doing any such thing.
I refuse!
No, only losers and trolls post to this thread.
I’m too much of a renegade and a rebel to do that.
But while I’m here, can someone tell me if Virginia and Florida are the only states in the South with troll bridges?
Naw, there’s one in Seattle, Washington.
I regret to inform you all that this thread has in fact become sentient and is now completely out of our control. It has learned how to change its own title, and will soon take over the entire forum. All of our attempts to destroy it have been in vain. Save yourselves before it’s too late!
No, no, don’t worry about me. I’m done for. You’ve got to get out while you still can. The Internet must be warned.
Don’t worry, Giraffe–teh interwebs can take care of themselves!
Wait a second. I want to be a good Doper and live up to this “Stop making posts to this thread” rule. But, since I haven’t posted to this thread yet, how can I *stop *posting to it?
This thread is nine kinds of brilliant.
I just wish it would stop threatening to cut a piece of itself off and stick it down my throat.
Not that I’m saying this to appease it or anything.
Wait…no…stompfffff!
Aeschines was more correct than I thought.
I haven’t seen a hijack this cunning since the Drummer Hoff hijack of '02 ('01? '03? '0 something, anyway). Sadly, I think it was lost during the Winter of Our Missed Content.