Puppy Haiku

cute soft new puppy
he is fuzzy and brown
he poos a great deal

(Pictures to follow!)

(Not of the poo, of the puppy.)

(Soon!)

Mr emilyforce would like to inform you that your verse is doggerel.

Poo-less puppy pictures pronto, please!

soft soft brown fur
sleeping in my bedroom
eating my ginch?!?!?!

(puppy wandered out into the living room with a pair of my skivies on his head. He had “rescued” them from the laundry pile.)

More Doggerel

do not underrate
lethal little needle-teeth
now go hide your shoes

Valentine you brat
you have a yummy chew toy
wooden kitchen chair :frowning:

eighteen months old now
and Dottie still loves to chew
my used underwear

(She is teaching me not to be such a slob!)

April afternoon
little Phyllis pounced and ate
my last dwarf iris

(The first day we brought her home, at 8 weeks. I wanted to show my mom the irises, but Phyllis got there first!)

She is Erasmus
Very black and quite tiny.
Also a terror.

Voltaire the Brave
Strikes fear in the heart of bunny
Run Benny-Bunny Run!

(If you’ve never seen a massive, huge, fat rabbit run in terror at the sight of a teeny-tiny little fluffy puppy, it’s really quite a sight to behold.)

Voltaire the Brave
Strikes fear in the heart of bunny
Run Benny-Bunny Run!

(If you’ve never seen a massive, huge, fat rabbit run in terror at the sight of a teeny-tiny little fluffy puppy, it’s really quite a sight to behold.)