^ My apologies dad99; I got your excellent joke after about 15 seconds. The next day I had to explain it to CheshireKat, who’s a mere slip of a girl and doesn’t know things like…the Beatles…the '70s…Buffy…2 Broke Girls; the list goes on and on.
Hmmm.
After much thought, I have decided to admit I didn’t get the joke (for whatever reason) and remain a mere slip of a girl in everyone’s eyes.
^ Uh-oh. Somethin’s up. :eek:
I posted the above, by the way.
This, Burpo, this. 
Again.
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way, like an ostrich?
It would look the same, but we could suck our toes while sitting in it.
If the dementia didn’t have a firm grip on my gray matter, I might be offended. Who the hell are you people, again? Isn’t this Amazon. com? Who’s burpo (what a stupid handle)? :eek: 
Be nice or I’m going to drink this lovely bottle of Bulliet all by myself and won’t share with you…
My apologies for my lassitude in shortening your handle,** btwm**, amazon is next door.
^ Think nothing of it. I brought this on myself for lifting a Dave Barry quip (the “Grampa” and “bourbon” nonsense) and seeing how far I could nudge it. Apologies if anyone was really offended. 
Post sumpin randomly silly!
Babette the Poodle, who would not eat unless her ears were clothes-pinned out of the way. Babette did not like sticky ear hair.
Computer nerds prefer andgasms, because with those they never feel compelled to ask if it was good for you.
^ Computer nerds have sex? When did this happen?
Do you guys like to touch yourselves at night?
I thought that was hilarious! Best part of my day thus far!
@Earth001: At night? Don’t you ever watch baseball?
I have finished many a good book “watching” baseball.
“The Lobotomist of Seville” is a complete reworking I’ve done in my head of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, where Bugs progressively cuts out pieces of Elmer Fudd’s brain until at the end Elmer is a mindless vegetable.
Ever heard the expression “the little man in the boat”? A Japanese woman has been arrested for taking the concept a little too far. I mean, she made a kayak from a model of her …
Greetings SDMB! BtWM reporting in from the island of Tobago in the West Indies. My vacation-related silliness:
The set-up–remember on “I Dream of Jeanie” when she would cast a super-duper spell she would clap her right hand to her left bicep and her left hand to her right bicep? I was sitting in the sun the other day for about 20 minutes. I had a tank top on and my hands were where Jeanie puts hers. That night, my arms are stinging from the shoulder down to the elbow from some mild sunburn. Except for the white, non-sunburned handprints on my biceps. Mucho fashionable.
Walk proud and start a new fashion trend! Soon all the chic beachgoers will be sporting hand suntattoos. 