Ain’t that the truth, though . . .
DMark,I did do a really funny, nasty Table of Contents parody–but I was smart enough just to show it to my coworkers, not my bosses!
BuckleberryFerry, “I got my job through The New York Times.” Really, answered an ad! But I have 20 years of editing and writing experience on my resume, so “copy chief” was actually a huge step down for me, and I’m too old to climb back up that ladder again . . . When I die, you can have my job.
Told you before, Eve. We get the venture capital we can do a magazine together. You put it together and I’ll make money with it.
How 'bout it?
Hmmm . . . Maybe Legible Dreck will make our fortune after all!
You will be in need of a writer/rewrite man/researcher/secretary/general factotum, right?
Sheesh, for the opportunity to work with Jonathan Chance and Eve, I’d pay … if I had any money, that is! 
I’ve bought this up before when we last spoke of putting a mag together (Spy Magazine thread?)…
Dibs on the office next to Eve’s!
Legible Dreck works for me, I’ll get started on a logo.
Need a French-to-English translator? Je suis tellement là.
Hey, I need a job. I can be the coffee bitch. White with one sugar? Yes ma’am.
Me! Me! I wanna do the photography on your new magazine. I promise I will only work with models who appear to have eaten sometime within the last decade.
Woman, you better give me props for the title!!
wow, did I screw THAT quote up!
Bad coffee bitch! I said “black with cancer dust!!”
Look what we started, Eve? We’ve got talent here!
Though if we want to use Matt’s talent we’ll need something that has crossover appeal to the French audience.
Ideas?