Remember the Lenny Bruce line, “She wore a see-thru dress, but you didn’t want to?”
Evidently, Russian president Vladimir Putin has decided that his wardrobe is too bland, and is appearing in Soviet tabloids wearing translucent tops showing off his “rippling muscles.”
And thus starts the Cold Nipple War. Now Bush is going to have to strike a pose in some naughty leathers in retaliation.
