Puzzle - what you're not.

No,

I’m Spartacus!

I have a hard time seeing how Sigmund Freud fits that solution.

“Dammit, I’m a doctor, not a…er…different kind of doctor!”

I Am

That I Am. Thus you shall say to the children of Israel, I AM has sent me to you.

I am

what I yam. I’m Popeye the sailor man!

Clearly, this riddle plays on a certain stock genre of riddles. Shall we let them in on the conventions of that framework?

And by “we”, I mean those who actually know. Cisco? jali?.. Sissy Spacek’s onscreen father?

[Chief Wiggum] We need more information. [/CW]

It’s creeping up on two days since the OP posted. I’m not posting here again until he gives the answer or a clue, and I suggest others take the same stance, or it’ll be another “14 gpf in a k” thing.

btw - wtf is the answer to 14 g f p in a k?

<gd&r>

I am [spoiler]I said. To no one there. And on one heard at all.

Not even the chair.[/spoiler]

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I… am… a man!

I am

not a number! I am a free man!

I am

I said. To no one there.

I am

not a human being, I am an animal!

I am not a crook!

You are… Mary Queen of Scots?

[spoiler]I am!

[sounds of crashing, pounding, general mayhem, etc.]
[/spoiler]

I am…Two Four Six Oh OneBeyond that, I have no idea.

I am…

Legend

I am Sam, Sam I am.

A clue, Bryan?

Mtgman is about half way there. Follow his line of reasoning and see where it takes you.

Oh, shit, I just got Cisco’s solution. “I’m a doctor, not a(n)…”

Actually, you are too late on that one. :stuck_out_tongue:

Seeburger seems incredibly specific. Business Integration Software? That’s got to be relevant.