Invisible Idiots

In one of a series of short stories about a bar called Callahan’s, Spider Robinson introduced a type of puzzle he called Invisible Idiots, so named because of a story about a language-translation program that when fed the phrase “Out of sight, out of mind” returned “invisible idiot”. In this type of puzzle, the clues are separated by commas for parts of a word, and words are separated by semicolons. An example will clarify this:

incorrect, ancient; laser pistol = wrong, old; ray gun = Ronald Reagan.

So, here’s a few to start. Enjoy!

  • dwelling, not him; whiny person, male heir
  • baby cow, dried grass; fourth note, central Scotland river
  • chiroptera member, powered up; shade of red

Feel free to make up your own.

dwelling, not him; whiny person, male heir

Home, Her: Idunno, Son.

baby cow, dried grass; fourth note, central Scotland river

Calf, Idunno; G?, Not a clue

chiroptera member, powered up; shade of red

Chiro what?, on?, Crimson?

I no good at this game

Well, the first is “Homer Simpson”. As for the second, the fourth note is “fa”; did you mean the sixth note?

No clue about the third one.

Oh, wait! The third one’s “Baton Rouge”!

You’re on the right track with the second one, Lindy. Very good!

Osip you had the idea, you just had to put them together. :slight_smile:

whiny person = simper??

baby cow, dried grass; fourth note, central Scotland river

calf, hay (cafe) ; ??

2nd one’s Cafe Latte!! Yippeeeeee.

The third one is Baton Rouge

  • a cold symptom; consume food; auditory apparatus; third note
  • relaxing resort; receive; hot brewed beverage; uses a sharp, toothed tool
  • a cold symptom; consume food; auditory apparatus; third note

I’ll get back to you on that one

  • relaxing resort; receive; hot brewed beverage; uses a sharp, toothed tool

Spaghetti sauce

BTW, you should have put it like this:

  • relaxing resort, receive, hot brewed beverage; uses a sharp toothed tool

Leave out commas in adjective strings for clarity (screw grammar), separate clues that pertain to one word by commas, and separate whole words with semicolons.

  • a cold symptom; consume food; auditory apparatus; third note

coffee, tea or me.

Band name!

  • affirmative, bag; third king of Judah, grayish violet.

  • bibation, monarch; hay

Drinking straw?

Ding ding ding! Give the lady/gentleman a cigar. Care to take a shot at the other one?

Well, I’ve got “Isaac”, but as I don’t know the third king of Judah, I’m stuck. Can someone else help?

Oh, and it’s “gentleman”, by the way. :slight_smile:

affirmative, bag; third king of Judah, grayish violet

Isaac Asimov

Peri, you’re good! The third king of Judah was Asa, for those wondering.

Anyone else want to post some?

Ah, that would make Q.E.D’s first one “Isaac Asimov” (which on preview has already been noted).

Hmm, let’s see…

  • kilted Celt ; sum up, retainers of resevoirs
  • slang for joint ; double pirate exclamation; road usage payment, relative
  • electric ear (short), propel a canoe, mushy; breeze, bucks’ mates

God, I’m such a geek… :slight_smile:

  • electric ear (short), propel a canoe, mushy; breeze, bucks’ mates

Microsoft Windows.

Stumped me on the others, for now.

  • kilted Celt ; sum up, retainers of resevoirs

Macadam?