Puzzle - what you're not.

The Game Room
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Puzzle:

You are not Annie Sullivan.
You are not Sigmund Freud.
You are not Paul Carrack.
You are not David Copperfield.
You are not Albert Einstein.
You are not Sissy Spacek’s onscreen father.
You weren’t made by Seeberger.
You are not unable to come to work today.
You have never been hoist by a petar.

What are you?

Puzzle etiquette: If you know the answer, please post in a spoiler box. Don’t spoil it for other people who might want to solve it themselves.

2

Huh?

3

I am a treefrog.

It fits all of the criteria.

4

It’s petard. Also what Bryan Ekers said.

Regards,

Shodan

5

You can’t fool me. You’re Annie Sullivan, aren’t you?

6

Someone without a two-vowel combination in their name?

7

I am Santo Rugger

8

Batman

How the rest of you don’t know that is beyond me.

9

I am Iron Man!

10

I am the eggman. Or prehaps the walrus.

11

Oh god, is it Bones??? Way too contrived . . .

12

You people are good.

Regards,
Annie

13

I don’t think we were prepared for the question.

No disrespect to the OP intended - I imagine everyone’s posting silly one-liners because we’re completely stumped. Can we have a clue? Is this one of those games where we say “I’m not Jane Austen” and you tell us if that fits that pattern or not?

14

No I am Santo Rugger

15

This is a what - not a who.

Um…

Not a teacher.
Not an analyst… is this the right direction?

16

You’re on the right track. I think I nailed it in post #11.

17

I am Spartacus!

18

What am I missing?

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You are not Annie Sullivan.

I am not a miracle worker. I am not blind. I am not familiar with a hand-signal alphabet. I am not a woman.

You are not Sigmund Freud.

I am not a psychologist. I am not Austrian. I am not a doctor. I do not lust after my mother. I am not a man.

You are not Paul Carrack.

I am not a musician. I am not British. I did not sing “Silent Running.” I am not a member of the band “Mike and the Mechanics.” I did not sing “The Living Years.” I am not a pianist.

You are not David Copperfield.

I am not a fictional character. I did not run away with my boss’s daughter. I did not become a successful author. I am not an American. I am not a magician. I never made large landmarks disappear on television. I never slept with Claudia Schiffer.

You are not Albert Einstein.

I am not a genius. I am not German. I am not the inventor of the theory of relativity. I did not develop some of the theories which made atomic bombs, nuclear power, and numerous other advances possible.

That’s what I have for now.

Enjoy,
Steven

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I am not…getting anywhere with this.