Why does stamp glue taste so nice?
Where are my socks?
Why do bus drivers always smell of drink?
Can you get orange jam? (not marmalade)
If the world is round, how can Holland be flat?
How come two wrongs dont make a right, no matter how hard I try?
Why was starksy and hutch allways going in the wrong direction when they got a call?
Do you ever run out of staples?
Why cant you ever take a man carrying a dog seriously?
Is geography a real science?
Why is it wrong to make bears dance?
Why do little monkeys scare the fuck out of me?
It doesn’t.
Inside your shoes.
They don’t.
No.
It’s just relatively flat, judged locally.
Why should they?
‘Were’ not ‘was’. To provide a more visually and dramatically satisfying shot as they turn and squeal tyres in the right direction.
Sometimes.
You can.
It can be.
Because it’s achieved through cruelty.
Hard to say, but you may have some childhood issues to resolve.
To get you to buy more stamps.
Have you checked your dog’s (cat’s, ferret’s, _____'s) pockets?
Because they don’t get enough mouthwash breaks. (They have a lousy union.)
You can, but the orange-rights people will hunt you down and make you give it back, plus you’ll have to pay restitution to the orange’s family.
Extra gravity.
Try it with three wrongs. Sometimes that works.
Really bad luck. (Or a poor sense of direction - it was the 70’s, after all.)
Yes, and thank you so much for asking. Can I borrow some?
I can. Wait…what kind of dog are we talking about?
Not sure.
It’s very bad for their knees.
I don’t know, but I’m not here to judge.
