This had to be some sort of crazy dare by the snake’s buddies.
Maybe they Double Python Dared him.
Why did the python burst? Was the meal simply too big for it? Or did the 'gator claw with its hind legs before it died?
Never mind. I was going off the photo. When I actually read the article I saw this:
Snopes has it (true).
They also noted that wildlife officials have seen it several times before, and it all cases the snake failed to digest the gator and live.
That’s how evolution works.
Then explain Jennifer Lopez.
It’s exciting that this has gotten so much coverage. I work in the Everglades and I know the guy who took the famous pic. He’s a helicopter pilot for the Park and was just flying around when he spotted the python-gator complex from the air.
Park employees are using a beagle named Python Pete to sniff out the snakes. That poor puppy has his work cut out for him! I know two coworkers who have had run-ins with them and I’m just waiting for that day when I see one and go berserk.
Well, at least it’s better than abandoning them in a mall.
Or not, depending on your point of view.
No, he died. Very traumatic…very heartbreaking.
Any guilt you now happen to be feeling about your comment is well deserved.
:smack:
Sorrreeeee.
You get one pass the next time I see an opportunity for a sheep joke.
What if you wrapped the python in duct tape first?
What if you wrapped the python in duct tape first?
I’ll thank you to keep your perverted fetishes out of MPSIMS, sir!
The solution to the giant pet snake/alligator problem is that we should find an island and call it ‘snake island’. Anyone who wants to get rid of an unwanted pet can send it to snake island for free.
Then we can get rid of the death penalty. If you’re convicted of a capital crime, they just send you to snake island.
And what else would the snakes eat? Okay, that’s where the unwanted cats come in…

I’ll thank you to keep your perverted fetishes out of MPSIMS, sir!
Believe me, there’s nothing mundane or pointless about my python, and I must share it.