Apparently, they both lose: here.
:eek:
Dude, that is one dumb snake.
And one pussy of a gator.
Gary Larson could have had some fun with that.
Oh. My. God.
Oh dear.
We used to go bike riding in Shark Valley; a part of the Everglades. One of the rangers there told me they were positive there were at least two anacondas in the Glades. Compared to anacondas, pythons are just whimpy little house pets.
**LouisB **, you may be right, but I recall that anacondas enjoy eating Jennifer Lopez. If that is in fact the case, we should get more of them. And stick them by her house.
What?
How in the heck could an alligator let itself get swallowed by a python? Maybe it was sick or injured or something.
I don’t know about your anaconda, but mine told me that he doesn’t want one of those unless it specifically has an impressive posterior.
I don’t mind some of that myself.
Actually, snakes have problems with shoulderssdo most folks are safe, it’s odd but true. I’d support a J. Lo eating snake, though. Saddly, snakes are shy and eat mostly rodents.
The one in the link was used to killing mammals, those sissy things. Alligators can be without breath longer. He swallowd too soon.
If a gator splits one down the middle, Lopez’s ass will blow it into shrapnel.
GhaaaH!
Note to self - Keep Kaa away from Sheba! :eek:
Our gator is about seven feet and the python goes fifteen or so. I really don’t know which would win. Kaa is probably eight or nine inches across at his widest and Sheba must be close to eighteen. I think the 'gator has the advantage.
I’ve seen them both suck down full grown chickens. (frozen and thawed) Heck, I’m not worried about them getting each other - I’m worried about me!
:sniff: 
Poor 'lil Burmie Worm…I used to have one of those guys. Not quite that big, but he had potential…
Lemme guess - you had to get rid of it because it started eating your sheep?
:: looks around room, then down pants :: Nope, no anacondas here.
But if I did have one. . .
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun :: whip noise ::
No, he died. Very traumatic…very heartbreaking.
Any guilt you now happen to be feeling about your comment is well deserved.
I just heard about this on the morning radio.
Sounds like a case for CSI Crocodile Hunter: Miami
From the linked article:
What the Hell is wrong with people?
Aw, you have a cute li’l gator up there. Do you want us to see if we can find you a big one to keep it company?