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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it has never been tried before
What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the French flag? White.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.