Quark
Donald Trump.
Quark grew a conscience in the later seasons of DS9.
Quark had better hair.
DT: You’re fired!
Q: I’m the Nagus.
DT: I own Starbucks!
Q: My show was good.
Advantage: Quark.
Rom is the Grand Nagus, not Quark.
Wasn’t he GN for one ep? I coulda swored…
Still. Quark has lobes. And sharp teeth.
In the early seasons, Zek faked his death and gave Quark the title of Nagus but that was only a ploy to see if Zek’s son had the lobes to do what he needed to do.
By episode’s end, he showed he did and Zek revealed he wasn’t dead and Quark was just a bartender again. So yes and no.
Donald used to have lobes (he kept them hidden under the toupee), but Ivana got them in the divorce settlement.
Quark.
Also, at the end of DS9’s run, a garbled transmission led Quark to spend an episode believing that the Nagus was heading to the station to name him Grand Nagus when Rom was really the choice.
The answer is Quark. Quark may have been softened by spending too much time around Hugh-manns, but Donald Trump is a Hugh-mann, after all. Besides, I think Quark has better taste. Quark would never decorate his abode in latinum as The Donald has apparently done with his NYC apartment.