“I’ll build a hyperspace bypass, and I’ll make Earth pay for it!”
“One of the major difficulties Ivana experienced in her relationship with Donald was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.”
"It is said that his birth was marked by earthquakes, tidal waves, tornadoes, firestorms, the explosion of three neighbouring stars, and, shortly afterwards, by the issuing of over six and three quarter million writs for damages from all of the major landowners in his Galactic sector.
However, the only person by whom this is said is Trump himself, and there are several possible theories to explain this."
If we happen to have a space ship laying around, even an old alien one that doesn’t quite work right, I’d be all for encouraging him to steal it and fly off into space.
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.
:eek: :eek: Oh shit, I think you’re right!!! :eek: :smack:
Nah, it’ll be like in the movie, where his head flips back to show you the head underneath. Except instead of his entire head, it’s just his hair.
(And before anyone jumps my shit for mentioning the movie, if Trump is any Zaphod Beeblebrox, he’s definitely the worst Zaphod Beeblebrox imaginable, so the movie reference is completely apropos.)