In less than 15 minutes, Pepper Mill, as a result of sending money to the folks at Cards Against Humanity, will be sovereign over a really small portion of Great Britain. I think this is not affected by Brexit.
I will be on hand to protect her from Dragons and Faceless Men.
1.) All Kitties and Puppies will be petted the entire time of her rule (we obeyed this)
2.) Anyone can eat whatever they want during her rule (but we’d already finished eating.
3.) No snoring. (This will weigh heavily on me tonight. But I intend to point out that her rule is over.)
She was not assassinated by Dragons, Faceless Men, poison, or vengeful queens with wildfire. I take this as a positive sign.