WHAT? Where the hell have I been? I have such a crush on him!
Deb, fag hag
2 drinks if the straight forgets to dry himself off before dressing.
1 drink if he’s sweating while in his preparation frenzy.
10 drinks if he’s NOT sweating.
(Reverse the last two if your objective is to get really drunk)
1 drink for an open-mouthed Thom when the FF are watching the straight at the end of the show. (I swear, he’s always got his mouth open!)
2 drinks if Ted scolds the straight for not wearing an apron while cooking in couture.