Oh gawd. I’d better take the pickup truck to the liquor store… I’m a complete L&O addict. I think I saw 3 episodes last night.
Here are some more:
Drink every time some woman hits on Logan or Curtis.
Drink every time a person that the detectives want to talk to tries to run away.
Drink every time they consult a fellow police officer who is an expert in some arcane area, like Chinese gang tattoos or a particular type of computer game.
Drink every time McCoy makes his “I’m making a big point” face. (Eyebrows raised, beady eyes fully open and round) Drink twice if he makes that face after quickly turning around.
Drink every time ADA Stone condescendingly calls someone “Sir.” Drink twice if he’s looking over his reading glasses as he does it.
Drink every time a key witness for the defense is an old professor/colleague/lover of the pretty female ADA.
Drink every time the defendant or defendant’s father is an old crony of Adam Schiff.
Drink every time Van Buren uses the following interrogation techniques:
- Relates to the person as a fellow mom.
- Relates to the person as a fellow black person.
- Relates to the person as a fellow woman in a male-dominated field.
Could we have some rules for SVU, too?
Drink every time Benson makes the “concerned face.” (Mouth slightly ajar, eyes averted, lighting assuring that the cheekbones look perfect.)
Drink every time Stabler makes the “seething with rage about to bubble over” face. (Chin tucked down, looking out the top of his eyes, lighting throwing the area under his brow into shadow)
Drink every time someone calls ADA Cabot “Alexandra” in an exasperated voice.
Drink every time Munch alludes to his paranoia or conspiracy theories.
Drink every time we see a crack in Fin’s tough-guy image, and see his true sensitive nature show through. Chug out if the scene involves Fin holding a child.